I Ship Everything; You Cannot Escape

romantic languages

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:21:38 -0400

romantic languages

I forgot about this blog. Have some Johnkat.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:45:27 -0400

I forgot about this blog.
Have some Johnkat.

WOW YOUR HAIR IS A COMPLETE MESS AND WE ARE ABOUT TO GO MEET UP WITH OLD FRIENDS AND POSSIBLY HAVE...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 00:40:05 -0400

WOW YOUR HAIR IS A COMPLETE MESS AND WE ARE ABOUT TO GO MEET UP WITH OLD FRIENDS AND POSSIBLY HAVE A HUGE LIFE-THREATENING FIGHT.

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I forgot how pretty her eyes were.

no, but, seriously what do you do when your partner is diurnal?

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 01:06:43 -0400

no, but, seriously what do you do when your partner is diurnal?

I watched him sleep in bed at night, It’s not creepy. (I...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:57:39 -0400

I watched him sleep in bed at night,

It’s not creepy.

(I gave you my spades and then you turned around)

_{_{I am not sorry, no, never}}

Skills of a master artist.

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:39:28 -0400

Skills of a master artist.

Long time no Johnkat

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 23:15:22 -0400

Long time no Johnkat

Next time on “we were almost too anime.” or...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:28:25 -0500

Next time on “we were almost too anime.” or alternatively “what are jokes?”

Now in dramatic anime form without shirts!

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:57:00 -0500

Now in dramatic anime form without shirts!

i really just don’t know what to do

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:46:08 -0500

i really just don’t know what to do

Okay one more drawing then I really have to do this homework.

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 14:42:00 -0500

Okay one more drawing then I really have to do this homework.

JADE HAS COME TO REAP THE BITCHES. AND ONLY THE BITCHES.

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 14:07:57 -0500

JADE HAS COME TO REAP THE BITCHES.

AND ONLY THE BITCHES.

Um… so I was going to draw something but I found a panel from a comic I was going to do for...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 21:50:14 -0500

Um… so I was going to draw something but I found a panel from a comic I was going to do for RMWT, but I completely forgot about how I had planned it out.

But It was a joke on predicting the next chapter that Hemogoblin was going to burst in and deflect the bullets with HIS BUNS OF STEEL while Heir was in a state of ‘wft is even happening here’….. Um, loosely based in that one joke I made in the Hemogoblin theory with (again) his buns of steel. (Why did no one mention I didn’t spell that correctly??) Besides, if you can bounce a coin off of it, why not some deadly as fuck bullets? We the viewers don’t really know the power behind that grade A booty.

Wow did I learn drawing superheroes was hard and even worse was trying to draw guns! This au makes me want to at least attempt to get better at that. UwU

RMWT's theories on Hemogoblin and how they don't compare to mine.

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 02:41:45 -0500

Okay first of all, the all mighty booty hero known as Hemogoblin cannot possibly be the nerdy reclusive eats a lot of sweets Karkat Vantas.

I mean just look at the evidence I just drew,

This just proves that Hemogoblin just cannot be Karkat Vantas.

Then who is he? Could he possibly be a less chatty sexier version of Kankri Vantas?

Well we have evidence from one of the creators in RMWT admitting that Kankri Vantas was not created when RWMT was planned.

Obviously to have a booty like that, be incredibly sexy without even trying, have moves like that, and be the same age as Karkat and look nearly like him he’d have to be….

KARKAT’S LATIN SORTA-NOT-REALLY TWIN COUNTERPART.

We all know that trolls are brought into this world in groups by the mother grub. So Hemogoblin is Karkat’s brood brother and for the sake of my theory will be called Alejandro.

I bet $50 dollars that Alejandro will transfer into the school John attends to, and the shocking similarity between him and Karkat will overwhelm john causing them to be in a weird, confusing clump of feelings like on television dramas.

TL;DR- I present a wacky theory for comical effect.

Here's an interesting one: feferi x tavors (Great job on previous art btw!)

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 18:54:21 -0500

They would be really adorable with each other. :3

Also thanks!

Happy New Year’s Johnkats. :D

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 01:41:22 -0500

Happy New Year’s Johnkats. :D

In which Nepeta and Eridan are complete strangers living in...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 00:05:00 -0500

In which Nepeta and Eridan are complete strangers living in Seattle where Eridan offers his umbrella every time he sees Nepeta at the bus stop with Nepeta constantly be disgruntled-charmed by it.

Jadekat for someone in my livestream! This was drawn so quickly,...

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 19:11:34 -0500

Jadekat for someone in my livestream!

This was drawn so quickly, :/

Okay this time I have a livestream and you can request things in it! :) close for dinner

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 18:47:00 -0500

~~Okay this time I have a livestream and you can request things in it! :)~~

close for dinner

Okay, livestream is back on track, yeah yeah! :D :D I’ll post the link up soon.

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 18:44:03 -0500

Okay, livestream is back on track, yeah yeah!

:D :D

I’ll post the link up soon.